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***CHAPPIE UP TO 95 WRC+ AFTER DINGER FURHTER UPDATES AS EVENTS WARRANT***

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97!

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Loved your comment about McGuire. Never been able to look at him and not think, 'what kinda person masturbates in a.Walmart parking lot?' I dunno how any of his teammates can't either.

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You jinxed it.

It was a great run and I think with the favourable schedule, we can go on another, but there are some red flags with the pitching now...baseball is so crazy. I have a feeling we won't see Ryu for a while...I didn't realise he had so much injury history, it's amazing he's still pitching! Kikuchi is not a sure thing and god knows what is going on with Berrios. So where is our starting pitching depth? What happens of Gausman or Manoah get hurt? The Front Office would have been aware of this at the beginning of the year and I'm sure we'll be going after a starter at the trade deadline.

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Great piece Stoets!

Here are a couple nickname updates regarding the Jays extra fun catching divsion, from my sources, ahem:

Kirk - The Tijuana Tuna Can

🇲🇽🐟🥫

and

Jansen - The JAN HAMMER

🔨💥🎹

Have a good one bud!

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