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When Springer's hitting first

And his pants begin to burst

That's diarrhea, diarrhea

When Springer pinch hits

but his pants are filled with shit

That's diarrhea, diarrhea

When Springer's on the bench

And his butthole starts to clench

That's diarrhea, diarrhea

When Springer's in a slump

because he's always taking dumps

That's diarrhea, diarrhea

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If Manoah can't find it this year, let's hope that Ryu comes back healthy and effective eh?

One thing that stood out for me in the first Philadelphia game was seeing Varsho and Belt both pinch hit for with the bases loaded by Springer and Jansen. Our two hottest hitters and walk machines replaced with two who are struggling - and one who was sick. Wasn't impressed.

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